Cheep Thrills

I long to be the wind beneath their wings.

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Just Add Water

Life goes swimmingly, as long as I'm not landlocked.

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Circumstantial Pomp

My son has come a long way. If you have a few days to spare, I'll tell you all about it.

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A Gift Horse

I'm not picky. I just want what I want.

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Lead Me Not into Temptation

Get thee behind me, Mother.

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An Affair to Remember

My goal as a mother is to help him need me less. It's working.

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Romancing the Stone

Our love turns around a little light-yellow band.

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Try, Try Again

My waterlogged ego lives at the bottom of Lake Livingston. My son's, on the other hand, stays afloat through sheer determination.

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Sleeping with the Enemy

One flew out of the cuckoo's nest, and landed in my marriage.

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The Enforcer

Don't mess with Mom, or the only sugar you'll be getting is from these two lips.

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The Agony and the Ecstasy

All the world's a topic. And I, merely a writer.

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Trivial Matters

Never underestimate the importance of being ernest in trivial matters.

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Growing Pains

In one way or another, we're all still growing.

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Evolution

Knowledge is power. How quickly we attain that knowledge can be a matter of survival of the technologically fittest.

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Leaving Home

No matter how old I get, a part of my heart will always be home.

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Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

You never forget your first love.

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The Addiction Cycle

If the wheels of progress keep on turning, I'll soon be rollin', rollin', rollin' down the sidewalk.

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Udder Terror

Sometimes I need a little herd mentality.

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VD

It's time to break the silence about VD and other unmentionables.

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Scary Movie

I set the standard for courage in our home.

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